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When I was young child my father purchased a beautiful pair of alligator shoes, shortly thereafter they killed my mother.
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John Stamos
John Stamos's hair is the accepted form of currency in New Berlin.
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John Stamos
John Stamos once slayed a dragon using only his hair and several posing techniques.
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Pickup Lines
Is there a mirror in your pants...cuz i can see myself in them.
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Pickup Lines
You must be a parking ticket...cuz you got fine written all over you.
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My polar bear blanket was my favorite blanket, I just wish my blanket would stop taking my mothers salmon. Hey, get your own salmon PBB.
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John Stamos
Digital pictures were invented to take pictures of John Stamos, His image on a piece of paper kept setting fire due to extreme hotness.
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John Stamos
John Stamos once donated his hair to locks of love. The patient was cured of all cancer, grew 6 inches, and was featured on peoples most beautiful
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Sometimes I wonder
Sometimes I wonder why the grass is green, then i wonder what kind of faggot i must be to have such a gay thought.
I Hear Yah! () No One Cares ()My uncle Frank once wrestled a grizzly bear in the forest to win the heart of a loved one. After defeating the grizzly it was clear that Uncle Frank was retarded.
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